With his ear phone in place, the hard of hearing ghost is loud enough to be heard over the singing ghosts in the graveyard. WHAT? WHAT’S THAT? He doesn’t sound like he knows what’s going on, and his mummy companion is silent on the matter. Mum’s the word.

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