For this Speakers’ Club, time willing, we’ll discuss three
episodes of “The Twilight Zone”: ‘To Serve Man,’ ‘Eye of the Beholder’ and ‘Monsters
on Maple Street.’
Rod Serling’s seminal series ran for five years from 1959 to 1964 and perfected the art of the twist ending. Be prepared to take a trip to the fourth dimension.
Bring the popcorn and be ready to think about what you see,
hear and feel.
Long time ago, far, far away Long time ago, far, far away Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid Fly the Falcon through an asteroid ‘Til the princess is annoyed This is spaceships It’s monsters It’s *Star Wars* We love it! Come and help me, Obi-Wan X-Wing fighter and a blaster gun Dance with ewoks, oh, what fun! This is spaceships It’s monsters It’s *Star Wars* We love it!
Get in there you big, furry oaf I couldn’t care less what you smell! I take orders from only me Maybe you’d like it back in your cell Your highness, your worshipfulness Your highness, your worshipfulness! No one cares if you upset a droid (Nobody cares if you upset a droid) That’s because droids don’t tear your arms out of socket (Nobody cares) I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookiee win That’s because nobody cares if you upset a droid
Now we listen to Luke whining One more season, one more season, one more season I was gonna go to Tosche Station for power converters Now I guess I’m going nowhere It just isn’t fair!
Wookiee! (Wookiee noises) Wookiee! (Wookie noises) Wookiee! Wookiee! Wookiee! Wookiee! Someone move this walking carpet Someone move this walking carpet (Woo-kiee, Woo-kiee) Someone move this walking carpet Someone move this walking carpet (Woo-kiee, Woo-kiee) Kiss your brother, kiss your brother Princess Leia! Well, I guess you don’t know anything about women (Kissing noise) (Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy?) Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy?
Luke, I’m your father (That’s not true!) It is useless to resist (My hand!) Come with me, my son We will rule (I’ll never join you!) Search your feelings, it is true So, you have a twin sister who Obi-Wan was wise to hide (Is that Leia?) If you will not turn Then perhaps she will Give in to your hate You are mine Long, long, long time ago Far, far, far, far away Long, long, long time ago Far, far, far away Kiss a Wookiee, (kiss a Wookiee) Kick a droid, (kick a droid) Fly the Falcon (fly the Falcon) Through an asteroid! ‘Til the princess (’til the princess) Is annoyed (she’s annoyed!) This is spaceships It’s monsters It’s *Star Wars* We love it, it’s true! (Episode III) Coming to you! (2005) So let’s go (go, go, go to the movies) Stand in line (buy, buy, buy me some popcorn) Cause it’s al- (please, I like extra butter) -most the time! (Join the Dark Side!) May the Force be with you all! (John Williams is the man!)
Moosebutter “Star Wars (John Williams Is the Man)”
Phife Dawg: Age 45, diabetes in 2016, member of
A Tribe Called Quest.
MCA: Age 47, cancer in 2012, member of the
Beastie Boys.
Guru: Age 48, cancer in 2010, member of Gang
Starr.
J Dilla: Age 32, cardiac arrest in 2006.
Jam Master Jay: Age 37, shot in 2002, Run DMC.
Lisa Left-Eye Lopes: Age 30, car crash in 2002,
TLC
Big L: Age 24, shot in 1999.
Notorious B.I.G.: Age 24, shot in 1997.
Tupac: Age 22, shot in 1996.
Scott La Rock: Age 25, shot in 1987.
“Accidental overdoses having
claimed the lives of Mac Miller (26), Pimp C (33), Kriss Kross’s Chris “Mac
Daddy” Kelly (34) and Ol’ Dirty Bastard (35).”
“N.W.A. member Eazy-E (31) perished
from complications due to AIDS in 1995. Mobb Deep rapper Prodigy (42) died from
complications related to sickle-cell anemia. ig Pun (28), Nate Dogg (41) and
Craig Mack (47) all had heart failure. For MC Breed (37), it was kidney
failure. Three 6 Mafia co-founder Lord Infamous (40) died of a heart attack.
Heavy D (44) suffered from heart disease and died from a blood clot in his
lungs. Like Phife Dog, Tim Dog (46) died from complications related to
diabetes.”
The Jazz Singer: First synchronous sound movie was also a
musical. Al Jolson.
The Wizard of Oz: I’m Melting; O-e-o-e-ooooo; Pay no
attention to the man behind the curtain:
My Fair Lady: Broadway with Julie Andrews; movie with Audrey
Hepburn. Andrews took the Mary Poppins Role and beat Hepburn out for the Oscar
that year. From the play “Pygmalion.” Hepburn’s singing voice was dubbed over.
Fiddler on the Roof: Tradition!
The Phantom of the Opera:
Guys and Dolls, Frank Sinatra, Marlon Brando:
Oklahoma:
Damn Yankees:
Singin’ in the Rain:
The King and I: Yul Brynner
Porgy and Bess:
Cabaret:
Chicago: The original “Orange is the New Black” with music.
A Chorus Line:
Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat: Donny Osmond;
Excalibur, the Man of La Mancha, Cabaret, Les Miserables, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Mary Poppins, The Sound of Music, A Star Is Born, Porgy and Bess, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Evita, Fame, 42nd Street, Grease, Wicked
Only the person holding the stick is allowed to talk.
Everyone else listens actively.
Bring a question and a comment. Think about what you want more of for Speakers’ Club and what you want less of. We will look at building consensus if there is time.
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame. “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”